Realizing a beanbag is just a boneless couch.
Mar 22 3:07 with 2,913 notes
every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
Dec 01 4:53 with 567,409 notes
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
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Oct 20 4:00 with 748,562 notes
